in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy
never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions